Two Newfies in a Boat

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 Newfoundland and Labrador

Two Newfies, Jarge and Eli, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Jarge stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie popped out. This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Jarge immediately blurted out, 'Turn the entire ocean into Molson Canadian beer.'

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into beer and the genie vanished.

Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.

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Eli looked disgustedly at Jarge whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment Eli said, 'Nice going Jarge! ........Now we're going to have to piss in the boat.'

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