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Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Winnipegers from Canada:
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Winnipeg, Canada.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Winnipeg, Canada.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Winnipeg, Canada.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation With someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Winnipeg, Canada.
If 'vacation' means going anywhere South of Brandon for the weekend, you may live in Winnipeg, Canada.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Winnipeg, Canada.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Winnipeg, Canada.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Winnipeg, Canada.
If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Winnipeg, Canada.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Winnipeg, Canada.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Winnipeg, Canada.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Winnipeg, Canada.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation With someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Winnipeg, Canada.
If 'vacation' means going anywhere South of Brandon for the weekend, you may live in Winnipeg, Canada.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Winnipeg, Canada.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Winnipeg, Canada.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Winnipeg, Canada.
If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Winnipeg, Canada.
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Winnipeg, Canada.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Winnipeg, Canada.
If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km... you're going 95... and everybody is passing you, you may live in Winnipeg, Canada.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with ice & snow, you may live in Winnipeg, Canada.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you may live in Winnipeg, Canada.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Winnipeg, Canada.
If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Winnipeg, Canada.
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your friends, you definitely are a proud Canadian from Winnipeg.
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