Scottish Jokes

A Scottish Bar stool...
Scottish Bar Stool
For Kilts of course...
One of the best Scottish jokes in a while...
Voted Best Scottish Short Joke


 
A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,

"Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?"

To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says,

"Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!"

 

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