A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up my date at her parents' home.
I'd worked overtime and scraped together enough money to take her to a fancy restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu.
Shrimp Cocktail, Lobster, Champagne , Dessert .
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like this when you eat at home?"
"No," she replied, "but my mother's not expecting a b**w job tonight."
So I asked her, "More Pie?"
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