Amazing Simple Home Remedies:

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing veggies by having someone else hold the vegetables while you chop.


2. Avoid Arguments with females over lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.


3. For high blood pressure sufferers... simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing pressure on your veins. Don't forget to use a timer.


4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.


5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of Laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.


6. You only need two tools in life... WD40 and Duct Tape.


If it doesn't move and should... use the WD40


If it moves and shouldn't... use the Duct Tape.


7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.


Daily Thought:


Some people are like slinkies...


They're not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs...