Showing posts with label Sport Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sport Jokes. Show all posts

10 Reasons I'd Rather Be Golfing

Friends always ask me why I like golf so much. I put this post together to visually illustrate why I like golf or rather why I prefer it to other sports...

Hockey Player Breaks Ankle... ouch!
 Hockey... not a pleasant site. (Photo courtesy of Buzman.org)


Bull gores bull fighter in crotch...
 This speaks for itself... anyone care for Bull Fighting?  (Photo courtesy of Strange Cosmos.com)


This football player is gonna have a sore head...
 Football? No thanks, they die young but not before blowing their knees out. (Photo courtesy of Strange Cosmos.com)



Formula One car disintegrates in mid air... what fun!
Car racing? It would be fun... once. On a track by myself. (Photo courtesy of Strange Cosmos.com)



Rider has arm run over by motorcycle. Eeeeewwww
How many people die on motor bikes every year? (Photo courtesy of Unknown)


Oh Oh, the landing is gonna hurt.
Mountain bikers can be insane... this was not well thought out. (Photo courtesy of Strange Cosmos.com)


Whoa Horse! I said Whoa!

I've been thrown from a horse. Once was enough. (Photo courtesy of Strange Cosmos.com)


This soccer player is using the wrong end.
Admittedly soccer is pretty lame. This guy is gonna hurt - better than all the sissy girls rolling about grabbing their shins.  (Photo courtesy of Strange Cosmos.com)


I don't think the arm is meant to go that way!
Weight Lifting? Um... no thanks. I don't look good in spandex. (Photo courtesy of Strange Cosmos.com)

Golf carts are a golfers best friend.
Um... I have lost count. Was that ten? (Photo courtesy of Unknown)

Baseball Pictograph Puzzle

So you think you know Baseball, see if you can figure out this puzzle.

 
What is the score ?





Scroll down, Rookie!







It's 5 to 4, bottom of the fifth, one out and nobody on.

Toronto Maple Leaf Tickets for Sale

Toronto Maple LeafsImage via Wikipedia

I have 2 Toronto Maple Leaf season tickets for sale.  After Saturday night, my wife doesn't want to attend any more of their games as she doesn't like the person who sits in the seat next to us.
 


I've attached a picture of the view from the seats.  
 
Tickets will be sold to the highest bidder.

Current Bid:


$1000.00 per game...





Go Leafs Go....
 

National Science Foundation - Sports Study

After a 2 year study ,the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's recreational preferences:

The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: basketball.

The sport of choice for maintenance level worker is: bowling.

The sport of choice for blue-color worker is: football.

The sport of choice for supervisors is: baseball.

The sport of choice for middle management is: tennis.

The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf.

Conclusion:


The higher you rise in the corporate ladder the smaller your balls become.

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